Tired of the same old boring news? Worried that the talking heads will give you nightmares? Worried that nightmares will give you talking heads? Now you can wipe these fears away with the new headline service from Humorality.com: Humor Flash.

Humor Flash takes the latest news from all around the world, erases it, and puts something better in its place: humor! Sure, you could read a newspaper or listen to hourly reports on the radio. But statistics show that people who do those things end up dying sometime in the next 120 years. Why take the risk?

Sign up for Humor Flash now by becoming a follower of Humorality.com’s Twitter feed:

http://twitter.com/humorality

And remember, Humorality.com makes a great conversation starter for those awkward silent moments at parties. Be sure to visit Humorality.com regularly.

• On the web: http://www.humorality.com
• On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tim-Patrick/105237502964
• Good old Twitter: http://twitter.com/humorality or @humorality
• In the White House: 2016 (maybe, but probably not)

[Image Credits: The Children's Television Workshop -- Thanks Kermit!]

The sponsors of the Internet would like to take a moment to introduce you to a new humor web site, Humorality.com. A spendid site for humorous news and social commentary, Humorality.com is suitable for those who are the life of the party, as well as those who prefer to sit on the sidelines and watch the Type A’s make things happen.

Humorality.com is the brainchild of Tim Patrick, which in itself is somewhat gross given that brains don’t have children, at least not male brains. Tim has been a software developer since the early days of personal computers, so you know he’s qualified to write offbeat humor. And that’s just what you find in the pages of Humorality.com.

That’s it for the announcement. There’s nothing more to read here, so why not head over to Humorality.com and see what all the fuss is about.